The Week Of Asking For Toilet Paper And Toothpaste: Letter to Seventh Generation

Yes, I'm still writing about recycled toilet paper. And no, I don't mean to be getting on my high horse. First, because I don't even have a horse. And second, because if I did, I'd probably fall off it all the time, like Madonna does.

Besides, if I was lucky enough to enjoy the friendship of a loving equine companion, I'd so much rather have one of those little miniature ponies that work as guide dogs for the visually impaired. Have you seen them? They have shaggy hair and wear these cute little shoes and every time I see a picture of one, I almost cry with love.

My point: I don't have a horse. And I'm no great environmentalist by any stretch of the imagination. But products like Seventh Generation toilet paper make it a lot easier for me to be a little less complacent. And that's what I've told them in today's letter.