Some people like to say the word "huzzah" and dress up in pointy hats and play games with 13-sided dice and pretend that they are being followed around by dragons.I am not one of those people.
I do, however, think you'd have to be lunatic not to enjoy a night of Renaissance-era stadium-style entertainment courtesy of the Medieval Times in New Jersey.
I know what you're thinking: what's the difference?
Well, my friends, trust me. There are MANY MANY MANY differences between D and D loving dorks and historical reenactment enthusiasts.
Among them: 1) D and D dorks experience life through fantasy. 2) Historical reenactment enthusiasts experience life through reality. 3) D and D dorks know how to talk in elfin languages. 4) Historical reenactment enthusiasts have had sex.
I would like to enjoy some of the history that the Medieval Times has to offer, and I would like to experience it for free. Maybe I'll even get my boyfriend to set aside his Magic The Gathering cards long enough to come and join me. Afterwards, if I'm lucky, we'll go home, cuddle on the couch, and enjoy a little historical reenacting of our own.
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