Monday, April 27, 2009

The Week Of Asking For Toilet Paper And Toothpaste: Letter to Crest

Today's letter:

Dear Crest,

My boyfriend and I don't like to think of ourselves as high-stress people. We laugh a lot. We play lots of Scrabble. We have nice friends, eat good food, and enjoy relaxing on the couch for a movie.

That being said, we grind our teeth A LOT. One of my former roommates, Dave, described the sound of my grinding teeth as "torturous to listen to...like two slabs of cement rubbing back and forth and back and forth and back and forth against each other all night." I never understood what he meant until my boyfriend and I shacked up. He definitely sounds like there are slabs of cement in his mouth when he's asleep.

We recently saw an ad for your Pro-Health Enamel Shield toothpaste. The ad claimed that your toothpaste "protects against enamel loss" and "binds to and strengthens enamel."

Does this mean that it will help the chipped and cracked sections of our teeth to regrow?

Please let us know. Also, will you please send us a coupon? We would really like to try your toothpaste.

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