The Week Of Asking For Magazine Subscriptions: Letter to Star, promises of future gifts from Revlon

Oh, celebrity gossip rag...how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the height and breadth and depth your dirt can reach.

And regardless of how many times you re-hash the same old tired stories of Angelina's addiction to children or Jen Aniston's sad and empty womb, I will not tire of you. I will eagerly examine every page of "Stars Without Makeup." I will savor rumors about Tori Spelling and her mother. I will revel in seeing Pamela Anderson's cellulite.

And to this end, I will not limit myself to only one celebrity gossip rag. I shall ask for two.

And when I am done asking for a free subscription to Us Weekly and a free subscription to Star, I will rejoice in the latest email to hit my in-box.

Dear Ms. Kristen:

We have received your comments and wish to thank you for taking the time to contact us regarding Revlon Eyelash Curler Pads.

The Revlon Eyelash Curler Pads are not sold separately in stores. We will be happy to send you a package of complimentary pads. Please let us know if your Revlon Eyelash Curler is silver with white pads, gold with black pads or silver with black pads.

Thank you for your interest in Revlon products. We hope to continue serving your cosmetic needs.

Sincerely,
Rachel Evans
Senior Consumer Services Representative
Revlon Consumer Information Center

Whoopee!